Total Medals Earned: 11,546 (From 1,627 different games.) Total Medal Score: 220,315 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (55/55 points)
Find all the gerbals
See the Gun in the inventory
Wowie you beat da game :O
Find your first silly token
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Complete the Quiz
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 30/30 (500/500 points)
Complete level 1
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Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Complete level 40
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Complete level 60
Medals Earned: 10/10 (310/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 5/20 (70/70 points)
You found someone 5 times!
You found someone 10 times!
You found someone 25 times!
You found someone 50 times!
You found someone 75 times!
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 11/11 (180/180 points)
You rattled the hive!
Here's a hint!
Coool!
What did he say his name was?
Hurry up, dude.
Hive go boom.
B!
B is life.