Total Medals Earned: 10,829 (From 1,498 different games.) Total Medal Score: 207,290 Points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (85/135 points)
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (95/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Medals Earned: 20/20 (380/380 points)
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Find the screwdriver
Get the telescope
Get the wheel
End of chapter four
End of chapter one
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of prologue
End of chapter five
End of the game
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Watch credits
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
You beat level 1! Awesome, I guess
You beat level 2! Wow, you're actually playing this
Ten points to you! You're a real winner!!!
A little harder than the others, but you managed to get through it
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
who in the right mind would make a joke like that...
Medals Earned: 26/26 (305/305 points)
After Rahotep and Nofret statue
After Horus Relief
Find the Ankh
After Menkaure and Khamerernebty
After "Akhenaten statue"
Find the Hieroglyph
After Egytian Cat
After the Mask of Tutankhamun
After Nefertiti Bust
After Khafre Enthroned
Find Papyrus 1
Find the second Papyrus
Find the Pharaoh's sarcophagus
After Ramses II
Find the Shabtis
After Balad al-Sheikh
After the Anubis Shrine
After Seneb and His Family
After the Miller
After the Narmer Palette
Find the Egytian Bottle
After The Seated Scribe
After Statue of Menkaure with Hathor and Cynopolis
After the Great Sphinx
Find the 4 pieces of Golden Scarab
Medals Earned: 6/6 (215/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)
Watch the beginning of the story
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (50/50 points)
You're too good for us
Too smart
We need robots
Doesn't like people
Not sincere enough
What about counting flyers?
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Out of luck
Are we getting nervous?