Total Medals Earned: 10,829 (From 1,498 different games.) Total Medal Score: 207,290 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You died
You won
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (135/135 points)
You clicked the button 100 times
You clicked the button 50 times
You've reached 1,000 clicks
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
How witty!
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
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At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Not quite right...
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Amazing.
Easy AF!
Holy crap! I can't believe you did it!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Start playing.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Finish the game.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card